The Bartender Mixes Magic Light

THE BARTENDER MIXES MAGIC LIGHT
Length: one-act (15-20 minutes)
Characters: Woman, Man, Bartender
Genre: Comic/Surreal
MAN and WOMAN rendezvous in the classic bar pickup scene.
Or is it?
Can these would be barfly lovers find transcendent grace under the tutelage of their
benevolent libation-slinging guru?
They speed through their fledgling relationship- the lust phase, the sharing phase, the
blaming phase, and finally the family phase--all before closing time.
And who the heck is on the rooftop with his reindeer?